This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.
MY GOD.
THIS IS YOUR PLACE OF RESIDENCE ISN’T IT SARSPIRELLA.
by mathaniel
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Remember feeling like your life begins today
Stop and feel each second slip away
Remember this
BJ Novak answers questions from girls and dissects the significance of ‘XOs’ in text messages.
He’s trying so hard to be a cool dad but one day he will tell one of these girls to GO TO THEIR ROOMS AND NO BOYS FOREVER.
someone just walked past my desk and instead of being like WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT he was just like “you look nice smiling!”
BLUSH :D
by windandwater
I am not sure whether to feel guilty about this. Oh wait, I don’t care.
It is much too hot to undertake anything productive today. So I googled online dating sites, joined the first one I saw and promptly spent the rest of my morning entertaining myself.
A fine fellow:
Hi.. How are you doing? My name is Deking, i live in Holon Israel.. I wish to know you better. I await your message.
Me:
Hello sir. I am fine. I give you gracious greetings from the land across the seas. Ours is a civilised nation, although we do enjoy drowning baby unicorns on special occasions, such as Mondays.
A gent of good intent:
hey there how are u doing? well just dropping by to say hello.. working today? Wassup?
Me:
Hello. Yes, I am working very hard. Success will be mine. What is up is the space infinite that stretches far into the outer reaches beyond this world. And yet, confoundingly, the northern hemisphere is also above us.
You may say that I am a dreamer. But I assure you, I am not the only one. I hope some day you will join us, good sir, and the world will live as one.
What must surely be an honourable man, with a fetching profile picture of himself bound and gagged:
hi…i want someone to talk to…
Me:
My good man, I believe that you do not want to sell death sticks. You want to go home and rethink your life.
But I mean, that’s pretty much what you get when you try to hit up someone who wonders on their profile page whether Bear Gryllis is a human or an actual bear. Man vs. wild!
YEAH REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS PASTED HEDS AND NOT BULLSHIT FANDOMSECRETS WANK UGH I MISS THOSE DAYSSS. haha yeah f’real, I’ve been ignoring all that mostly but I also haven’t been posting because…of no real reason other than laziness and tumblr. sigh.
I think the lack of a community we can relate to has killed things to. There’s not many for us to interact with on LJ nowadays, so there’s nobody to post for or about.
haha I rarely reblog anything for the same reason. it’s so weird to me. also WTF SINCE WHEN. EVERYONE KNOWS LJ IS FOR PORN. AND ICONS. AND PORN ICONS. WHAT THE HELL.
AND FANDOM DRAMA INVOLVING PASTEDE ON HEDS OR CASSANDRA CLARE.
But honestly, lj has gone to shit quite a bit. If it’s not a blogshop selling cheap and crappy clothes, it’s another ontd community. I miss the days when bradfitz was our overlord.
what?! how?! IN MY DAY IT WAS ALL EMO KIDS AND FANDOM WRITING PORN GET THESE DAMN KIDS OFF MY LAWN
I know right? I caught the receptionist at my ballet school Tumblr-ing and I was telling her about how I wasn’t used to the whole ‘reblogging pictures’ thing because LJ was all about orginal content.
And she was all, “you have a livejournal? That’s so hipster.”
WHATEV BITCH. *turns on the garden sprinklers*
So… apparently livejournal has become a hipster thing now? Kids these days.
I blame the Russians.
